Our 90-second enrollment film, plus cutdowns. The humor is in how sincere it looks.
Rendering in peace…
Clips generate via 302.ai. Run node render.mjs in the project to produce them. Once ready, they'll play here automatically.
"We watch you watch. So you don't have to."
"At comply.gg, we believe in a simpler kind of freedom." … delivered as if this resolves something.
"Enroll in peace." — whispered, over Pip's last pulse.
Each card is a generated clip. Click to play. Status pulls live from the render manifest.
You were already enrolled. This was just for you to feel included.