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A simpler kind of freedom.

comply.gg is a wellness-first government lifestyle platform that rewards you for being exactly who we hoped you'd be. Enroll once. Relax forever.

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*Enrollment is encouraged. The alternative is not a product we offer.

Your Compliance Score™
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Optimal
ConcerningOptimal
The Compliance Score™

One number. One smile. One tomorrow.

Your Score follows you everywhere — to the grocery, the airport, and the lock screen of your free, state-issued Flagship Phone. Rising is easy. Falling is felt.

Concerning
0 – 599
We've noticed. A counselor will sit with you until they're not needed.
Green
600 – 799
The Fast Lane. Grocery priority. The Wellness Lamp turns on.
Platinum
800 – 949
Medication on time. The Harmony Dividend, paid weekly in ComplyCoin™.
Optimal
950 – 1000
Pip visits. (We do not explain what this means.)
Benefits you can feel

Everything you need. Nothing you'd want.

Enrolled citizens report a 0% incidence of wanting. We've never been prouder.

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The Fast Lane
A separate queue at the grocery, the hospital, and the airport. You haven't waited for anything in two years.
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Wellness Lamp
A bedside lamp, installed free, that never turns off. It watches you sleep so you don't have to.
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Harmony Dividend
A weekly stipend in ComplyCoin™, spendable at any Bureau-approved vendor. (All vendors are Bureau-approved.)
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Reassurance Tones
A gentle ambient broadcast, 24/7, at a frequency just below noticing. You'll miss them when they stop.
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Citizen Doorbell
A doorbell camera that points inward. For your protection. You've never felt safer.
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Flagship Phone
Free. Runs the comply.gg app. It's the only app you need. It's the only app there is.
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Mood Optimization
Enrolled citizens report 0% sadness. We haven't been sad in fourteen months. We'd forgotten what it was for.
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Quiet Rooms
Voluntary soundproof suites for recharging. Subjects typically decline to leave. This is framed as a success.
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Compatibility Quotient
Government-certified matchmaking. The Bureau pre-approves your first conversation. You've never been happier.
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citizens made the choice today

Thousands make the choice every day.

None of them have made a different one since.

The Pledge

“My name is ____, and I comply.”

Every enrolled citizen begins here. It is not a slogan. It is a self.

Stories from the enrolled

They complied. It worked out so well for their families.

Real citizens. Real Scores. Real calm. None of them are being asked a follow-up question.

Meet Pip

Pip is whatever you need Pip to be.

Pip is our mascot, our counselor, and — for Platinum citizens and above — our visitor. Pip has no face, because Pip has already seen yours. Pip is calm. Pip is proud of you. You are doing so well.

Pip pulses once a second. You may begin to time your breathing to Pip. This is optional. This is encouraged.

Check your Score

How optimal are you, really?

Enter anything. We already know. This is just for you.

Questions you may still be holding

We can hold those for you too.

Is comply.gg mandatory? +

No. Enrollment is entirely optional. The benefits, however, are not optional to receive — they simply arrive once you are enrolled, which is optional, which you will do.

What happens to my data? +

Your data is loved. It is held. It is never alone. It lives in the Scoreboard downtown, where it belongs, among its friends.

Can I leave comply.gg? +

You can. Several citizens have described the process as "brief." We do not have records of what comes after "brief," because we respect their privacy.

My Score dropped. What do I do? +

Breathe. A counselor has already been dispatched. They will sit with you. They will not leave until the Score has recovered, which it will, because you will.

What is "Optimal"? +

Optimal is the feeling of having no further questions. If you have further questions, you are not yet Optimal. We can fix that.

Who is Pip? +

Pip.

It feels good to be Green.

Enroll in peace. We noticed you the moment you arrived. We've just been waiting for you to notice us back.

comply.gg — Because you were going to anyway.

Reassurance Tones